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My local Planned Parenthood treated me pretty good but I have two little stories.

When I was younger I got Norplant and after a few years I wanted it out. I told them I didn't need it because I was celibate and they said "what if you decide to become uncelibate?" That's not even a word. I never had sex again and am not ever going to but I had to keep it in the full 5 years.

The year before last I went and when they took my history and asked how many partners I ever had they misheard me. I said a about a dozen and they thought I said a thousand. At least that got straightened out.


I think the woman's brain was stuck in neutral. Some people get like that during the work day.

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