After working for all of nine days in a toy store (that has since gone out of business), I was fired for missing a mandatory store meeting... that I was never told about.
I came to work only to be told that I was fired because I missed the meeting that morning.
"What meeting?" I asked the manager.
She swears up and down she told me, but I know for a fact she didn't.
So, through no fault of my own, I was fired. Needless to say, since it was only nine days (and I got two shitty paychecks) I left that job off my resume.
--Son Of Thrognar