I’m in the window for lunch break when this little cock sucker comes up and orders. I ask him for his ID because he looks young and he pats himself down.
Idiot: I don’t have it with me. I’m in here all the time, though!
Terah: No ID, no smokes. Shouldn’t be driving without it.
He gets pissed and peels out. I notice he’s heading to the gas station and ask Sign Girl to take the window and go to call them. However, I come to the realization that they won’t get the call before he gets in there. I slam the phone down and take off running as fast as my fat legs will carry me through the back and EXPLODE through the door.
Shift Leader 2 and Giggles are both in there looking at me like I’m crazy when in walks the idiot.
I smiled as brightly as I could and waved. "HI AGAIN!"
His face falls and he gets fucking PISSED at me. He flips me off and calls me a "fucking cunt" as he goes to storm out.
I kept smiling and, since no other customers were in the store, I shouted "WELL FUCK YOU, TOO, ASSHOLE!" at the top of my voice as cheerfully as I could manage.
I later found out that he actually WAS 18 (By a few months), but I still stand by my decisions that day. We card you if you look under 27, and there’s no need to throw a bitch fit like a 2 year old.
I had a good day after that.
--Terah The Gas Slave