Ugh. Strange penises.
When I worked for the kennel, I was on my way to work one day and the fastest way to get there was back-country roads. As I was going on one stretch, I nearly hit a tiny herd of puppies, so I stopped my car and gathered as many as I could and took them to the house where they seemed to have come from. It was close to 8:00 in the morning, so not like it was 5:30 and I might really be dragging someone out of bed.
I knocked on the door and a guy shows up in pj bottoms and a t-shirt. I asked if they were his puppies. He said yes, and he didn't know that they had gotten out. He said he was looking for homes for them and I mentioned the local shelter and places I knew where he could post ads.
All of a sudden he says, "Oh, excuse me." and looks down knowing my eyes would follow... And there I get to see his "manhood" hanging out of his pj bottoms. ECH! EWWWW! YUCK! GROSS! *SHUDDER*!
I said, "Sorry to have disturbed you so early!" and got the fuck out of there.
I've seen men and they pretty much all look the same. I used to work in a nursing home and they would occasionally turn up, no big deal. I also had a friend with MS, and since his wife had a full-time job, she paid me to look in on him and change his catheter which was the condom kind. No big deal. I don't know why some guys seem to think theirs is "magical" and women will want to have mad, passionate sex with them once they see it...