Piggy Shopper Hell: Devouring The Entire Sample Package

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People can be so greedy.

One day I was demoing the fancy chicken sausages that come 4 to a pack and I actually had to tell a guy he couldn't have any more samples after he ate at least two whole sausages by himself.

Dumbass complained to my manager; luckily he complained to the good manager and got a review of sample policy.

Another time I left Almondina cookies out after finishing my shift, put about 8 packages in the sample dome with tongs. Apparently they disappeared fast because an hour after I left, one of my coworkers found a guy standing there munching his way through a whole package by himself. He'd just opened them and decided to eat them all since they were free samples.

My personal favorite was a guy who tried to argue that I should just give him a larger sample since he was going to take several samples anyway. He actually tried to snatch a bagel pizza off my chopping board one day while I was cutting up the other one from the package.

Idiot almost lost his fingers.

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Comments

[Preston Johnson]

Greedy beggars! If you're that hungry, get your arse to a restaurant and order a meal.

[Madrias]

Uh uh, Preston, no.

They're so cheap they're stealing from the sample trays. These are the assholes who will either rack up a $100 bill and either dine-and-dash, or they'll leave a $1 tip.

[Preston Johnson]

Then they should find the nearest fast-food joint, Madrias.

[Madrias]

You said 'restaurant', not 'fast food place'. There is, to some degree, a difference.

If they're that hungry, they need to buy their own ingredients and make their own meal, rather than wasting everyone's time either to give a shitty tip or not pay, or try to haggle down the price of that burger off the Dollar Menu.

[TechTyger]

But, but that would require them to not be dicks! You can't be serious!