I've been bartending for a year now and my customers do not seem to understand that I'm paid to be nice to them!
Just because I'm friendly, it does not mean I'm into you. And no, you will never get to see me naked, so stop trying.
Not to mention most of my bar guys are a good twenty years older than me... eww. I don't have daddy issues so peddle your crap elsewhere!
That felt good... end rant... lol.