Believe it or not, I even get hagglers at my coffee kiosk. Our prices are clearly visible on the fucking menu, it tells you how much for the drink you want, how much for that extra shot of espresso, that syrup flavor, that soy milk...it's not complicated.
Yeah, the prices are high. THEY WERE SET BY CORPORATE. So that means suck it up, or leave. And STILL they try.
"XYZ store only charges me this much!" they'll whine. (So GO TO XYZ store, moron!)
Or they'll ask for something like a Venti Iced Americano, with NO WATER (for those who don't know, an americano is espresso shots AND WATER. That's ALL), with soy and sugar-free vanilla.
Um, no. You want a Venti Iced Sugar-Free Vanilla Soy Latte. Yup, there's about a $2 difference in price.
Nope, I'm not gonna ring it up your way. I'm on camera. They watch me all the time. I'M NOT LOSING MY JOB FOR YOUR BITCH ASS.
And STILL they try. And argue. And cuss. And and and and and someday I'm just gonna OPEN FUCKING FIRE.