*Post warning: Phone Bitch uses colorful language, so if you are offended by the c-word, best not read this one!
From Phone Bitch:
1. No, I can't change your plan in store anymore. I can give you the number for customer service and you can call them. No, I can't call them for you because you have to answer security questions. Fuck off and don't be such a lazy cunt.
2. If the account is in your wife's name, she needs to be here in order for me to do anything. Don't get bitchy with me.
3. Dear Lazy Coworker; How about instead of sitting on your fat ass on the floor, you actually do something! No? OK, thanks for all of the commission then. But now, I get to do all of the closing shit by myself with no help. SWELL...