Telemarketer: Hello, may I speak to the owner?
Telemarketer: Of the business.
Me: ... uhhh... you do realize that you've called a private residence don't you?
Telemarketer: Yes ma'am, and I would like to speak with the owner of [Last Name] Enterprises.
Me: *REALLY confused now* [Last Name] Enterprises?! I'm afraid you've been duped sir.
Telemarketer: This is the residence of the [Last Name]'s, is it not?
Me: Yes, this is our home. However, this is a private residence. We are the [Last Name] family, but we do not run a business out of our home.
Telemarketer: I see, sorry for the inconvenience. *click*
May all your telemarketers actually try selling to an existing business,