From He-Rah, Tales From Retail:
Lady was talking to a friend of hers while making eye contact with me the whole time, I was on the till.
Her friend asked her what she was doing,"I'm discarding what I don't want."
She was leaving miscellaneous food items on the Jewelry counter, and then promptly got in my line.
I asked her, "Can you bring me those items you just discarded on the Jewelry?" I don't like my store looking like a disaster.
She snakily replies, "No... Not right now, I have places to be."
(which is a big, fuck no! to me)
She places her items on my counter, as I just stand there looking at her.
She asks if I'm going to ring her up, I reply, "No... Not right now."
I step out from behind the till, walk slowly over to the Jewelry counter and pick up the items in question.
I take my time putting them in the returns cart.
Nothing else is said for the transaction.