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Posted by Ilia on Monday, December 11, 2017 | Permalink
Jingle Bells, Shotgun Shells
Author: Adam Selzer December 7, 2009 20 Comments
christmas, parodies, songs, violence
For the kid who just doesn’t think “Jingle Bells, Batman Smells” is violent enough, there’s also this, which took my Iowa school by storm in 1990:
Jingle bells, shotgun shells,
Santa Claus is dead
Rudolph took a 44
and shot him in the head
Barbie doll, Barbie Doll
tried to save his life
GI Joe, GI Joe
stabbed him (or her) with a knife
Monday, December 11, 2017 at 04:32 AM
What kind of lazy ass redneck wannabe doesn't make their own shotgun shell lights? Half the fun is the one that cooks off because it had a little bit of powder left inside!
Wednesday, December 13, 2017 at 11:50 AM
Reminds me of the farm junk drawer that would get opened up to look for the needed type of ammo for the gun they were going hunting with.
Wednesday, December 13, 2017 at 02:46 PM
And I thought the shotgun shell lip balm I have (yep - that's a thing - look up Balmshot) was weird.
Kai Lowell |
Thursday, December 14, 2017 at 09:19 AM
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