A few days ago some kid walks into my store, he comes up to me and asks me the dumbest question ever.
"Hi, do you sell sex here?" he can hardly contain his laughter.
I glare at him "Yes, and I need to see some ID. You don't look 18 or older".
Little kid starts laughing and pulls out an obviously fake ID, "Here you go sir. Can I buy a dildo?"
The ID is clearly not his, but, of his father who he looks nothing like.
"You do know this is isn't your ID? Get out or I call the police," obviously I wont, but, he doesn't know that.
Kid gets worked up and calls me names and says, "I'm telling my dad you won't let me in here."
'Stupid kid' I think, and I go back to reading my book and waiting for my co-worker to get back so I can go to lunch.
So here I am at lunch reading my book and eating my big mac when I get a call from my co-worker.
Co-worker says "Dude you gotta get back here, there's an angry parent here demanding to see you." It was a nice lunch, but, duty calls, lets just pray this won't be so bad.
I get over to the store, and there they are. That kids father and his mom. I go up to the father and shake his and and introduce myself as the manager. The father is pissed that his son stole his ID and came into this store. He blames me apparently.
I try my best to calm him down, but, he refuses to believe me, he thinks I allowed his "perfect angel" to come inside this store. He then states "Muh boy is only 9 years old and a good Christian, and you've exposed him to this garbage."
Again I state the boy came in, asked a question, I asked to see his ID and forced him out. Father says I was being very sexually explicit to his son and he's going to call the police and have me arrested for sexually harassing a little boy.
I roll my eyes, he has no proof, but, I have a surveillance camera in the front of the store. I take him to my office, and show him the video feed. Father looks on unhappy, he starts shaking.
The mother says "It's fake! It has to be! My son would never do that!"
I apologize to them and say it's natural for someone that age to be curious about the opposite sex, and I think you should give him a talk.
Parents storm off back to the car. Thank god I had a camera watching the front, this could have gone very badly if not.