This story was originally posted on: September 08, 2010
Hey guys, first time poster here. I have worked at an Adult Shop in a small college town for about five years now and let me tell you we get some interesting people in there.
There are a few incidents in particular that make you think WTF?
A woman and her husband were shopping and had been in the store for close to an hour.
Now we are a very small, friendly shop and three of my four co workers happened to be there this day. The woman had a pile of lingerie and stuff waiting to be purchased on the counter and asked to use the bathroom.
Its not unusual for us to let people use the bathroom in the store. She goes, does her business, comes back out and continues shopping.
Not five minutes later co-worker 1 goes to the bathroom and notices something funny. Our soap dispenser and sponge are missing from the bathroom along with our air freshener.
The only one that had been in there was the lady.
I casually walk by as she looks at panties and what do I see sticking out of her purse but our bright yellow sponge!
She didn't even try to hide it!
I informed my manager and she pulled the lady aside. Needless to say, she was politely asked to leave and never come back.
After crying and whining and arguing she finally realized that yes, taking our soap and sponge was actually stealing!
I haven't seen her since.
I was driving home from the grocery store when co-worker 1 frantically calls me.
A man had come in and asked to use our bathroom.
He went back and twenty minutes later had not emerged. Now, as I mentioned before we are a small store and she was closing by herself.
So my boyfriend and I took a quick detour and stopped by. Now by this time he had been in the bathroom for half an hour.
Debating what to do, I just knocked on the door pretending I needed to use the bathroom.
He exclaimed, "Just a minute!"
He then left the bathroom looking conspicuously wet.
He wasted no time rushing out of the store and disappearing.
Upon further examination, it looks like he took a sink bath in our bathroom.
Now this one didn't happen to me but I got to hear all about it.
We always greet people when they come into our shop. After a rough day, Co-Worker 1 greeted an old man and was talking to him when all of a sudden he stopped and said "I'm sorry."
Confused co-worker 1 looked around.
The old man then asked for the bathroom.
She pointed in the direction and then noticed the problem. The old man had pooped himself right in the front of the store! It had rolled out of his overalls and sat stinkily on the floor.
Her rough day was topped off with her having to clean up old man poo.
--Naughty Shop Slave