I love it when I have coworkers can dish out, and take, shit in equal portions.
I'm 5'3" and with one or two exceptions, the shortest employee.
I am working in the framing department with a coworker, Will. We're tossing cheerful insults back and forth and teasing one another.
Finally, I look at him and go; "Watch it buddy, I am physically capable of literally kicking your ass."
Will: "YOU? You think your short ass can kick my butt? Eh? Shorty?"
I raise an eyebrow, close in on him, swing my foot up and (lightly) kick his butt with my sneakered shoe.
He yelps, and I grin at him. "Anything else to comment, smart ass?"
Will: "No ma'am."
Tally point in my favor!