This story was originally posted on: March 24, 2010
You may remember the post I made about a week or two ago when my supervisor was fired. Turns out, he took it pretty harsh and is sending everyone at work hate mail via Facebook! WHAAAAT?
(The one I received was from his Baby Mama. I feel special.)
It also turns out that before he left, he put his phone number in the new girls BACK POCKET.
She turned around, took it out and put it back in his shirt pocket.
I never even knew about that until today, I'm glad he was fired.
But now, a rant about today.
A. If you need to drain the dragon, please do it before you fucking order. I have other orders to do without waiting for your entire family to get out of the shitter.
B. I will ask you three times to take your order in Drive Thru, if you don't answer, I'll assume you're an idiot and won't ask again. So don't drive up to the window and bitch at me because you weren't paying attention.
C. I'm eighteen, don't treat me like I'm a three year old. I understand what you're saying probably better than YOU do. I'm working diligently to save up for College next year, I'm not here because I'm a junkie drop out like you think I am.
D. Why yes, my belt buckle IS a Starfleet symbol, thanks for being the 500th person to say "OMG YOUR BELT BUCKLE IS FROM, LIKE, STAR WARS OR SOMETHING."
E. If I have a burger in my hand and a person in front of me, it probably means I'm garnishing, so don't fucking interrupt them.
G. I may or may not have had to sing the Alphabet there.
H. No, I don't know where you can buy dope. Gtfo.
I. Please don't bitch to my supervisor that my friend just handed me a Timmie's over the counter. I thanked her, took it to the back, washed my hands and returned to the front line. You're just jealous that you don't have Tim Horton's!
J. Exact change is great, but when there's several people behind you and you're paying a ten dollar order with dimes, you need to just hand me that twenty and move on.
K. I'm in Drive Thru taking an order, I cannot get you a fork, how about asking the garnisher who isn't fucking busy?
L. Random: The new guy is awesome and brought me a donut.
Live Long and Prosper,