Ugh, I've suffered beneath the Script Of Oppression.
Each customer we see on the floor we have to say: "Hello, welcome to ____."
For each transaction, we have to say:
"Hello how are you? Did you find everything ok? Would you like to sign up to get our coupons emailed to you?"
And at the end of the transaction, you have ask for their zip code, staple a survey to the reciept for them to fill out, and tell them about the coupon that printed.
By the end, the customer is practically grabbing their stuff without letting me finish. They want come in, get what they need, and leave. That's it!
--Craft Store Slave