If ours are too dumb to count change, they don't last three days. But then we've had some that lasted longer and still pulled dumb shit.
Stealing used to happen a fair bit.
One guy, who was a slow lazy asshole who never did what he was told, decided one week not to show up to any of his shifts. He also decided he wouldn't TELL anyone he wasn't coming in.
Apparently he just hermited away in his room from EVERYTHING. Why?
Because his girlfriend broke up with him. :|
Yeah. He got fired.