I work at a small cafe in a tiny little tourist town and these two women come in - I can tell they’re going to be difficult in their bedazzled clothing and expensive sunglasses - and ask if we make Frappucinos.
I politely pointed to the “Blended” section of our menu and they both look at me with intense snark-face. "Um, we just said Frappucinos…”
Lady: "Um, we just said Frappucinos…"
Me: "I know ma’am, that’s what Frappuccinos are… They’re just blended drinks."
Lady: "Ugh. I’m not dealing with this hipster bullshit today!" *stomps out of store*