Custy: "I'm in a hurry. Where are the [products]?"
Me: "Unfortunately, we don't have any. We never have."
Custy: "Why not?!"
Me: *thinking* Wow, you think WE know the reasons behind Corporate's thinking?
Me: "Um, I guess corporate didn't see it as something that was necessary for us to sell."
Custy: "Well maybe you need to take some initiative and told them that customers are asking for it, maybe they'd listen!"
Me: *thinking* HAHAHAHAHA! Oh god that's rich! Corporate? Listen to its workers? Lady, what are you smoking, and where can I get some? Or maybe you smoked it all and didn't leave any for the rest of us? Pffft!
Me *out loud*: I'll pass it along ma'am...