Retail Hell Underground

Why Retail Slaves Hate Valentines Day

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Custy Rejects Cuties For Valentines

They don't come covered in chocolate.

 

 

 

Custy Rejects Valentine Date Night

From Studio Slave: KY, Camo Gloves, and a Thong (2 pack!)...apparently catfood is more important than date night!

 

 

The Cap'n Gets Rejected

Wine trumps milk.

 

 

 

Custy Rejects Destroy Kmart Scanner Sign

From NumismaticNerd: Packed so tightly with rejects, the K-fart price scanner sign breaks and folds in defeat!

 

 

Super Bowl Sunday At Store #39

 The kids will have to eat lunch at school.

Pics from Mick.

 
A sign like that just makes you want to take a rest and lean back!

 

 
Mysterious custy reject in the parking lot.

 

One Custy's Rejection Becomes Another Custy's Suggestion

 

 

 

Custy Rejects Cow Pals

 

 

 

Tinsel Glare Causes Custy To Reject Shirt

 

From NumismaticNerd: In Hellmart Chrismas clearance, lovely shirt ain't it?

 

Custy Loses Hair Over Candy Prices

From NumismaticNerd: Random wig in the gum section of K-fart. Slave said it'd been there for a day but no one wanted to touch it.

 

Hellmart Custys: Things You Can Apparently Wipe Your Ass With

Ashy-Boy here! I'm at the Hellmart with Daddy-Boy, and this is everything that was in the toilet paper aisle.

So, without further hesitation, we present 'Things You Can Apparently Wipe Your Ass With' by Hellmart Piggy Shoppers.

The above hot dog buns are a Hellmart piggy crowd favorite because they can easily accomodate super-sized turds the size of Lincoln Logs!

 

Create your own personalized shit sheets with multi-purpose photo paper! Use pictures of your enemies, hateful coworkers, and famous douchebags like Kim Kardashian!

 

 If you're a Hellmart-brand popcorn chicken eater, the produce keeper is perfect for depositing diarrhea into two hours later!

 

 Not sure what this reject is, but it looks to be plenty comfy for asswiping!

 

 Flatbread and fuzzy fingers? Not so comfy. A combo for those who like their wiping on the sadistic side.

 

Snowfall Piggy Shopper Drinks Up Energy Then Rejects Breakfast

From Hallmark Slave: Found this while shopping on the eve of the first snowfall in over a year. The cereal and Swiss Miss are easily-explained (if incredibly rude) changes of mind, but what kind of chutzpah does it take to stroll through a store drinking straight from the can?

 

Custy Rejects New Year's Dishwashing

Custy Decides on Sober New Years

Creepy Customer Rejeject

Custy Rejects The Chips

Perhaps Chips Ahoy! wasn't royal enough.

 

Custy Says No Lemon Today

Guess which one is not like the other?! Taken at a different Huge Raptor than the one I work in.

--NumismaticNerd

Custy Rejects: Beer Trumps Gunk Remover

The Mountain Dew isn't that bad, because it's actually drinkable, but the bottle on -top- of the beer case is a goo-gone style gunk remover. Again Hellmart

--NumismaticNerd

Custy Rejects Nips

Cheezy sale wars can be brutal.

 

Custy Says To Hell With Christmas Cookies

 

 The green and red Oreos will have to do.