Some time ago I was in line behind a customer (this was at a farm supply store) who had just purchased a lawn tractor. She wasn't happy because it "didn't work." No details or anything, just "it doesn't work."
What was even more annoying was the way in which she conveyed her disappointment. She kept saying, over and over again, "What are you going to do to regain my trust? You have lost my trust and I just don't know if I can trust you again."
The cashier tried to tell the woman her options, but she would just repeat her lost trust nonsense. She didn't want to return the tractor because she didn't trust the company enough, but she didn't want to keep it either.
What the purple polka-dotted fuck are they supposed to do, then? Give you another lawn tractor? Well, why not. They're only $5,000.00.
They can take it out of someone's paycheck because HOW DARE THEY VIOLATE YOUR SACRED TRUST.
So we have a Walgreens Easter Bunny who claims she was fondled by the Dad of these two girls after he helped position the girls and gave her hug! Wow...... Sounds a little crazy for sure, but who knows...a parent could be worse than a hellspawn! But how did he know a woman was in there? Was it an accident? Maybe he's lying.... He seems sincere in the video. What about store surveillance cameras?
Don't you just love it when people accuse us of ruining their child's vacation/birthday/Christmas/whatever because we won't break company policy for them?
Just once wouldn't you love to tell them; "You're showing up after closing hours/asking for something we don't have/asking for something we can't do, are swearing at me/insulting me/calling me stupid, and I'm the one ruining your vacation/birthday party/Christmas/whatever?"
Then smack them in the head with a clue by four.
--Son Of Thrognar
From Reddit: A local burger joint's Easter Sunday promotion.
You won't believe the viral pics and stories I have for Sunday when Easter collides with 420! It's insane! The world has turned upside down in a smokey haze!
Yes, I have a bunny smoking a bong pic...
I'm sure I'll see more in the next 48 hours!
Yep, it's true! For one lucky group of party-goers! The Viagra ice cream was made by an "edible inventor" as one time deal and it's not avalible to the public.
I wonder if he does slushies?
From Huff Po:
Succulent strawberries, pricey oysters, and decadent chocolate probably come to mind when you think of aphrodisiacs. But the traditionally "sexy" foods don't stand a chance against a sensual new ice cream. Yes, ice cream. Created by self-proclaimed "edible inventor" Charlie Harry Francis, "arousal," a new blue-colored ice cream, might mean you never have to pop those little blue pills again.
Francis was asked to create a Viagra-laced ice cream for a party for one of his A-list celebrity clients, according to his aptly named blog, "Lick Me I'm Delicious." Each scoop of the champagne-flavored ice cream contains 25 mg of the well-known male enhancement drug -- the same amount in the lowest dose of the drug.
It's not the first time he's been asked to come up with a cheeky flavor. He's created a sprout sorbet, a glow-in-the-dark ice cream, and even something called "Don't Eat The Yellow Snow." Don't worry, it's nothing more than white chocolate and meringue ice cream with a mango coulis on top.
In 2009, students of a Colombian culinary school concocted a passion-fruit dessert containing Viagra for a showcase, though the pudding-like treat was never available for sale.
While Francis said he was required to sign a confidentiality agreement with his client, he was allowed to say this: The client was "very happy with the end result," Francis wrote on his blog. Interesting choice of words.
If you weren't lucky enough to attend this party and try the lickable concoction yourself, don't fret. Francis told the Latin Times that while there aren't any plans to commercialize the flavor, he'd be happy to re-create "arousal" for his clients in the future.
When he reached the area, he couldn't see anything. Two (notoriously blue nosed) staff member pointed out a customer who was breastfeeding their infant under a blanket in the far corner.
Tennessee marched right on over and asked, "Ma'am, would you like me to call the cops?"
She asked why and Tennessee told her about the complaint regarding her feeding her baby. He then continued, "Well, since they're interfering with your baby's civil rights to have a healthy meal, would you like me to call the cops for you?"
The lady decided to let it pass.
Turns out Tennessee was right about breastfeeding being protected under the law in this state, and at the very least he headed off a lawsuit.
The best part is, I can see the face those two idiots would make whenever they were told something they didn't want to hear. Looked like a cat that had just eaten a lemon.
May your coworkers be blessed with common sense, or look silly when they fail.
I had my own way of telling people to go to hell. See I used to work in a bar, and occasionally I have to cut people off.
Well I told this one young dude I wasn't serving him any more, and at the top of his voice so the whole place could hear it he called me a FAT C#NT.
So I told him to leave, he said I can't make him, I replied "True," turned to the 6 foot 5 security dude three feet from me and told him to take this guy away.
Literally dragged the guy by the arm.
Me and security 1, dumbass 0.