Omg, there are three dumbasses that just drive me up the wall!
- "Are you closed?" If the automatic doors don't open, we are not open for business, Special Fred. Banging on the glass until I stop what I am doing and come inform you of the obvious is not okay.
- "Are you open?" Are the lights off? Is there nobody in the parking lot? Is it Unholy o'clock at night/in the morning? Is it before or after the POSTED HOURS THREE INCHES BELOW YOUR RAPPING KNUCKLES?!
- "Are you busy?" If you see me actively helping another customer, or walking around with a giant heavy box in my arms, or writing furiously on a pile of paperwork... Yeah, I'm busy. I'll find someone to help you... provided you don't glare furiously at me for not dropping everything to lead you by the hand.