The one that made me smile...
One of those earlier mornings, that I think we opened at 6 a.m or something.
A cashier (not me) remarked to a customer about having to be up so early and hoping to make it since she hadn't gotten her usual morning cup of coffee.
The customer had gotten a cup at a nearby gas station.
I came in and found two boxes of coffee from the gas station and cream and sugar. I asked that cashier if the managers were nice and got some. She said no. That the customer had come back with coffee in tow and handed it to the manager to stash in our breakroom for us!