Oh Thrognar the door standers... This really happened at a local Starbucks.
It's all of twelve degrees outside, with wind gusts of thirty mph. A fifty-year old suit is holding the front door wide open while he yells into his cellphone.
Twenty-something with dreadlocks: "Hey man, shut the door!"
Dreadlocks: "C'mon man, it's fuckin' freezing in here!"
Suit: "Hey, Bob Marley! Mind your own fucking business!"
That's when "Bob" grabbed Suit's phone and hurled it into the night. Then he looked suit in the eye and went into a fighting stance. Suit decided discretion was the better part of valor.