I work at a store that primarily sells underwear. While we do not get too many rude customers, we do get our share of weird, disgusting, annoying ones. This happened just yesterday, but is a common occurrence in our store.
This very odd, smelly woman (OSW) approached me (M) to ask for my help in finding her panties. Fair enough, happens all the time. She picks a drawer with underwear her size and asks me to pick out a few.
M: Which colors do you prefer?
OSW: Oh I don't care! I'm in a hurry. just grab anything!
M: Okay...how about these? (Hands her an assortment of a few different colors)
OSW: (Examines them) Do you really think I would wear these? And purple, really? (Throws them back in the drawer, where I'm still crouching.)
M: I don't know what you wear, which is why I asked you what colors you prefer.
OSW leaves in a huff mumbling about terrible customer service. Just a day in the life.