Some time ago I was in line behind a customer (this was at a farm supply store) who had just purchased a lawn tractor. She wasn't happy because it "didn't work." No details or anything, just "it doesn't work."
What was even more annoying was the way in which she conveyed her disappointment. She kept saying, over and over again, "What are you going to do to regain my trust? You have lost my trust and I just don't know if I can trust you again."
The cashier tried to tell the woman her options, but she would just repeat her lost trust nonsense. She didn't want to return the tractor because she didn't trust the company enough, but she didn't want to keep it either.
What the purple polka-dotted fuck are they supposed to do, then? Give you another lawn tractor? Well, why not. They're only $5,000.00.
They can take it out of someone's paycheck because HOW DARE THEY VIOLATE YOUR SACRED TRUST.