From cloudywater: umm... what kind of meat are you serving?
From The Daily Mail:
A woman has been left furious after opening a Sainsbury's chicken and bacon salad sandwich - to find barely a trace of fillings.
Sam Patey, from Edinburgh, bought the £2.30 snack today from a shop in the capital city and was shocked to discover that the filling consisted of a dollop of mayonnaise, three tiny pieces of bacon, a few chicken fragments and a smattering of lettuce.
She shared a picture of the pitiful sandwich on Twitter and captioned it: 'Taste the difference? Where is the rest of the filling from my lunch @sainsburys.'
A 'thumbs down' emoji also accompanied the text, highlighting her displeasure.
The company was quick to respond, tweeting: 'Sorry Sam! Can you send us the barcode? Which store did you get the sandwich from?'
A Twitter user called Black Swan Golf tweeted: 'This is appalling.'
Sam was then offered a full refund over Twitter and asked to send her details by direct message.
In June last year, a traveller took to Twitter to shame Edinburgh airport over an egg and bacon roll.
The man, who wished to remain anonymous, captioned the picture online: 'This is what a £3.20 bacon and egg roll from Edinburgh Airport looks like.'
Writing under the username 'spambox', he said: 'I never asked for a refund as I figured it must just be overpriced s*** cause it's an airport.'
'The part that made it worse was that they told me to take a seat and they'd bring it over.
'The only empty table was clearly empty because it hadn't been cleaned for what appeared to be weeks and then after 15 minutes I had to go back and ask where my roll was which they had totally forgotten about.'
Similarly, a Scots couple shared a horrible snap of a £6 'soggy' and 'chewy' Double Rodeo BBQ burger they bought from Burger King.
Danny Allen, also from Edinburgh, bought, the Double Rodeo BBQ burger from the recently-opened Burger King restaurant at Fort Kinnaird in October last year.
He was lured in by the advert which showed a delicious-looking, overflowing Rodeo burger along with the mouth-watering slogan: 'A true taste of the wild-west. Two 100 per cent flame-grilled beef patties, two breaded onion rings, and cheese. All topped with a western barbecue sauce.'
He was looking forward to the tasty treat but was left disappointed when it bore absolutely no resemblance to the advert.
However Danny Allan, who bought the 'horrible' burger, still proceeded to eat it 'because he was just so hungry'.
While another disgruntled diner was disappointed to be served a KFC ricebox which looked nothing like the advert.
The frustrated diner, who goes by the Reddit handle atheistlee, started a thread on the site in October complaining about the quality of the meal, which prompted more users to share their fast-food experiences.
The Reddit thread 'What I thought I was eating, what I actually got' highlights the contrast between the well-lit and stylised version used to sell the product next to the reality - what appeared to be limp pieces of battered chicken covered in white sauce resting atop soggy, over-cooked rice.
I worked in a deli at a grocery store.
One of the girls I worked with was SO ANNOYING. This girl actually said to me on her first week, "Look, I can't be expected to remember any of this. I have too much going on in my head, you know? I'm EMO, ok?"
One day, our manager is in and is working on a huge order of party trays of little sandwiches in the rear area (not visible to customers, but very close to what is going on where you can hear everything, and take a few steps to see everything.
She's late, which is actually uncommon (she may be annoying as shit and extremely unhelpful, but the girl was there for her whole shift). When she gets there, I am helping a customer who wants her deli meat thick cut, so I have the meat slicer going which is kind of noisy.
She says something to me, but I ignore her because A) I actually have issues with the meat cutter. It scared the shit outta me, so I am super careful when I use it. B) I don't like her.
She then goes and unplugs the meat slicer so it stops running, and then stomps her foot like a toddler and screams at the top of her lungs, "MAUMACD, YOU NEED TO STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING AND LISTEN TO ME!"
I'm pretty stunned at all this so I don't say anything. A quick glance at the customer who has a WTF? look on his face.
I guess the manager had also peeked her head out at this point because of the commotion.
Then this awful coworker starts ranting at me how I don't give her enough attention, and that she is EMO so I should be giving her more attention and I don't like her posts on facebook, and why didn't I call her to see why she was late, and did't I worry about her? and how dare I not stop what I was doing the second she came in because obviously I should be really concerned about her because she is EMO and she knows I know she is EMO because she knows she told me... blah blah blah.
I am at this point, getting pissed as shit. My life does not revolve around her, and I am just trying to do some work so I can make money while I am at college. The last thing I want to be doing right now is cutting meat, and now I am being interrupted from that task to listen to some
bitch waste my time.
Then my manager walks up and taps her on the shoulder and says, "I was going to tell you're late, but you know what? Now I'm going to tell you you're fired. MauMacD, do you think you can do OK until Coworker#2 comes in?"
I nodded in the affirmative and they left. I never saw her again, and you know what? I'm ok with that.
The look on her face when our manager tapped her on the shoulder was priceless. Like a major 'oh shit' face.
Our manager had not been scheduled for that day to come in, but had because she was always kind of anal about the party trays and wanted to do them herself.
After my manager said she was fired, she just kind of deflated. Totally limp and submissive. It was a little sad, looking back on it - but again, I still remember my rage at her for being so self-centered, so it's not THAT sad.
It was Christmas Even and I was cleaning in the Supermarket's deli. I overheard this conversation between the Deli worker and a customer:
(C = Customer, DW = Deli worker)
C: "Excuse me, do you have any Christmas hams?"
DW: "I'm sorry, we sold out this morning. It's been busy."
C: "What? I need that ham!"
DW: "They were very popular."
C: "But it is impossible to run out of Christmas hams on Christmas eve!"
DW: "............But we did run out." [facepalms]
C: "Can you get some more in for me??"
DW: "There is a supply coming in on Boxing Day."
DW: "The store is closed tomor-"
C: "GET ME A HAM RIGHT NOW!!"
DW: "The store closes in 5 minutes. There is no ham. If you continue to yell at me, I'll have security escort you out of the store!"
C: "YOU CAN'T DO THA-....."
DW: "SECURITY PRIORITY 1 TO DELI"
C: "HOW DARE YOU!"
Gee, I didn't know our hams were that good....