Retail Hell Underground

Dilemma in the Deli Department

 

From TomConger: Decisions, decisions...

 

 

Retail Balls Award: 16 Year-Old Butcher Trainee Loses His Hand In Kitchen Accident But Doesn't Give Up His Dream To Be a Butcher

 

From gibgod: 16 year old trainee butcher Tom Stevens, who lost his hand in mincing machine accident but still wants to be a butcher. British balls.....

And Retail Balls! What a horrific ordeal to overcome. I don't think I'd want to be in a kitchen again but kudos to Tom for following his heart and not giving up.

 

 

Deli Signage Slip-up

 

 

From I_Am_Intoxicated:Can I get that on the side?

 

 

Pita Pit Hell: Jamie Lynn Spears Breaks Up Knife Fight By Going Behind Counter and Grabbing a Bigger Knife

 

TMZ:

We got the video -- Jamie Lynn Spears freaking out with a huge knife as she tries -- and succeeds -- in breaking up a sandwich shop melee.

TMZ broke the story ... Britney Spears' lil sis was in the Pita Pit in Hammond, LA last month when a female friend got caught in the middle of a bunch of guys brawling. Now we have surveillance video of JLS playing peacemaker ... while waving a 7-inch blade!

It's a wild scene -- she pulls her gf out of the scrum ... then, when the dudes keep going at it ... Jamie Lynn, mother of a 6-year-old, struts behind the counter, grabs the knife and waves it around. While she never cuts anyone ... the threat was enough to break up the fight.

Chillest dude in the whole mess though is the pita clerk who calmly blocked Jamie while calling for backup.

Only question -- why didn't she whip up a pita while she was at it? Big mistake, Jamie Lynn. Huge.

via www.tmz.com

 

 

 

 

Pie Signage To Keep Custys Happy

 

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Subway Sandwich Hell: Dealing With Ridiculous Custys

 

From an RHUer:

I am so sick of customers assuming I am stupid.

Constant griping of 'OMG I CANNOT HAVE X ON MY SIDE YOU BETTER MAKE SURE YOU GET IT RIGHT" just drains me. Insisting that all 3 of your footlong meatball subs are the same, except oh, one is on wheat not parmesan oregano, and oh, only two are footlongs and one is a 6 inch, and then a 6 inch cold cut, oh and 3 of those need to be wrapped separate, but I'm ordering them in some stupidly obtuse way that it sounds more confusing than it really is.

And I'm the moron here?

I'm not stupid, people! I graduated from college, I did fairly well in school, and I regularly read and keep up with current events And some mouth breather who can't even keep their order straight and takes 10 minutes on a 3 minute order because they get confused thinks they're smarter than me? Fuck you.