Retail Hell Underground

Mannequins Go Crazy For Valentine's Day

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Mannequins Enjoy Thrill Ride

In spite of the casualities.

 

 

 

Lacoste Window Fail

 

Mannequin Dick In a Box

Beverly Hills Mannequin's Sidewalk Holiday Concert Fails To Lure In the Crowds

  Maybe she should have brought her head.

 

White Trash Mannequin Celebrates Thanksgiving

B&B Yard Mannequin

From Mick: Along county highway Y in Newburg WI., bed and breakfast mannequin waits patiently for it's autumn photo check-up.

 

Horny Skeleton Mannequins

Scary Mannequins

Walking through a shopping centre here in the UK and spotted this... what the hell?

-- Restaurant_Slave

 

Mannequin Handjob

Relax, dude! I've done this a million times. The Store Manager won't even notice!

Mannequin Enjoys Last Breath of Summer

From Mick: Mannequin tends to garden in late summer, now past the harsh memories of hiking to the ice rink in the deep snow just months earlier. County Y Newburg, WI.

 

Mannequin Wants To Be King

...or he's trying out for the part of Mr. Mistoffelees in Cats.

 

Mannequin Enjoys Day Off

...until he hits the stairs...

 

St. John Mannequin Ready To Bail

If I can just get this pole out of my ass, I'll make a run for the door.

Well Endowed Mannequin Underwear Party

Mexistore Basket Head Mannequin

From Mick: A stunning cross between female gaucho clothing mannequins and flower baskets, comes this mexistore creation from 4th street a block away from an excellent hometown pizza place.

 

Planet of the Mannequins Russian Bank Commercial

 

Makes little sense, but it's crazy fun.

 

AXE Deodorant Mannequin Love Commercials

 

Hilarious AXE deodorant commercials with a girl and her mannequin. And the best part is, as I was checking them out on YouTube, I spotted a French version that is LOL.

 

 

 

 

Mannequin Catches Some Rays

 

 

RHU Falsely Blocked As Porno By a Few Companies With Dumbass Internet Police

From Book Ace:

Hey RHU, guess what?

Apparently you’re all a bunch of pornographers! According to Hoarders, anyway.

See, we finally figured out how to get around the internet block at work and get to Google, which of course places the whole of the interwebs at our disposal. We found out while puttering around that certain sites were blocked by a second filter (it won’t let us get on any blogging sites like LJ or Facebook) and that other sites apparently had content blocks. (We couldn’t read certain CNN articles due to the headlines having key words in them.)

Anyway, while on the computer one day I thought that I would like very much to read some RHU articles. Why not try, right? So I mosey over to the website, and find the content blocker warning. I kind of shrugged to myself and figured, okay, the site was probably blocked for all the swearing we do here, but then I noticed the reason listed.

Blocked for pornographic content.

Not for swearing, not for violence, not even for adult humor, but for porn. So…is there an RHU: After Dark or something hidden on this site that I don’t know about? xD

I’ll send along some more stories soon. Hoarders recently crossed a moral event horizon when it comes to being cheap-asses, and I’m sure once the custys start realizing it I shall have some exciting tales. I only hope that they will all include custies yelling at my spineless boss and not at me.

Be excellent, everyone!

--BookAce

Note from Freddy:

Yep, I remember someone telling me about the porno blocking a couple of years ago, I can't remember which company. Might have been The Big Fancy (This would be pre-Retail Hell the book). Several companies with automated block systems can call many blogs porno and they don't update their restrictions often either. And with "hell" being in the title and the fact that we aren't shy about our fucks, dicks, and cunts, their word sensors probably exploded.

Some corps will allow you to report that a site is not porno or malicious and they'll lift the block. Of course, obviously there are those companies, like The Big Fancy, who block RHU for the RIGHT reasons - and that warms my weepy gay heart <3!

And I LOVE the sound of RHU After Dark....hmmmm...what do you think that could involve RHUers? Jason is starting to pant...

As for any imaginary porno, there is only one group on RHU that I can blame, and that would be those nasty, nasty slutty mannequins...surely this is all their fault!

 

 

 

 

 

  

Click here to see his manni-cock.