OMG. Apparently everyone needed crafts and they needed them NOW. Jeez! Luckily I only had one Mega Cunty today.
Me: I'm sorry we don't accept RetailMeNot coupons, they're fraudulent. I'd be happy to help you find one on the DNC website.
Mega Cunty: WHAT? I use them everywhere!
Me: Well, from us they are fraudulent. They are not authorized to have them and as they are user uploaded. They are also a safety risk, as they could have viruses attached.
Mega Cunty: Your store is bullshit. I use them everywhere else.
Me: Sorry but we care about the law and customer safety here. I know a lot of other stores don't allow them for the same reason. It's like having counterfeit cash.
Mega Cunty: *glares* Whatever.
Bitch I hope your bank info gets stolen, and I hope someone burns down RMN. Seriously fuck that site!!! If I have a heart attack it will be due to stress from those fuckheads!!