I see all sorts of Custy Embarrassments. From the simple idiots who can't recall a gas pump number one minute after they looked at it, to the dopers who are so stoned that it takes them a couple of minutes to remember what brand of cigarette they smoke.
I think my all time favorite happened about three years ago. I was doing security at the Convenience Store that I have posted about before ( the one where I called 911 four times in one night...).
This drug dealer came in. It was around 4 am, so no one else was in the store. He pulls out this wad of cash ( no wallet, for obvious reasons), buys a pack of smokes and some condoms, and leaves. I walked upto the cash register to talk to the cashier ( who I was good friends with), and looked down.
I bent down and picked up the wad of cash from the floor.
The Dealer never came back, so the cashier and I split $800 dollars worth of 10s and 20s. ( I took $500 because I found it, but gave her $300 because I'm nice like that.)