I was working the Drive Thru many moons ago, about ten minutes to closing.
A customer came through and he ordered something like, three burgers.
He came up to the window and told me that he had asked to pay for one seperately.
No problem, I fix it.
I tell him the price for the first, then he goes: "I SAID I WANTED TO PAY FOR THE FRIES SEPARATELY TOO. CHRIST, IS THERE ANYONE SMARTER IN THERE? PRETTIER WOULD BE NICE TOO."
Uuh. Thanks, Captain Asshat.