Hey Retail Slaves! I'm Freddy, Crypt Keeper of RHU! This blog is for anyone in retail who needs to blow off steam or just have a chuckle about the insanity of it all!
I'm hiding out here deep underground on the net with my two fellow Retail Slaves, Carolanne and Jason. We wear our skully masks to say whatever we want! Take on your own secret identity and join in on the bitching!
Above is my funny memoirRetail Hell We all have retail stories to tell and these are mine, as a struggling screenwriter who ends up trapped selling handbags in a high-end department store called "The Big Fancy." If David Sedaris and Kathy Griffin had a baby it would be! You can see my alter ego, Freeman, on the other blog for the book by way of the navigation bar.
Have a Retail Hell-Free day!
Freddy
Skullies by liss
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Fitting Room Door Signs
December 08, 2009
September 04, 2008
Fitting Room Door Sign
Sports Authority Retail Slave Gemma told us she encountered a Fitting Room Shit disaster where a customer used the clothing to wipe their asses - so we made her this sign. What is it with these Customers thinking a fitting room is a toilet!?!
June 20, 2008
June 13, 2008
June 06, 2008
May 02, 2008
April 22, 2008
Fitting Room Door Sign
This is for our Fitting Room Nightmare Correspondent Kerry. We hope it helps.
April 16, 2008
March 27, 2008
March 16, 2008
Fitting Room Door Sign
Retail Slave Brittani from Oklahoma had some heinous Retail Hell yesterday when a hoard of Piggy Shoppers invaded her store and reeked havoc. She said this sign needed to be made:
Wanna see more Fitting Room Door Signs? We posted a shitload of them last month. You can see them HERE.
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