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Fitting Room Door Signs
March 16, 2011
Awesome N.A.T. Signage
June 27, 2010
Real Fitting Room Sign!
Here we have a "real" fitting room sign! (unlike the fantasy ones on RHU) Hiedi spotted this one:
I took my son out today to buy new pants (silly boy has grown 7 inches in like 3 months) and I saw this notice outside the fitting rooms.
I asked which retail slave came up with the sign. When the gal who posted this sign came forward, I said "As a former fitting room slave, can I hug you?"
We did, and there was a level of understanding and respect between us only retail slaves forced to clean up bodily fluids from fitting rooms could understand.
--Hiedi
June 16, 2010
March 24, 2010
December 08, 2009
September 04, 2008
Fitting Room Door Sign
Sports Authority Retail Slave Gemma told us she encountered a Fitting Room Shit disaster where a customer used the clothing to wipe their asses - so we made her this sign. What is it with these Customers thinking a fitting room is a toilet!?!
June 20, 2008
June 13, 2008
June 06, 2008
May 02, 2008
April 22, 2008
Fitting Room Door Sign
This is for our Fitting Room Nightmare Correspondent Kerry. We hope it helps.
April 16, 2008
March 27, 2008
March 16, 2008
Fitting Room Door Sign
Retail Slave Brittani from Oklahoma had some heinous Retail Hell yesterday when a hoard of Piggy Shoppers invaded her store and reeked havoc. She said this sign needed to be made:
Wanna see more Fitting Room Door Signs? We posted a shitload of them last month. You can see them HERE.
February 28, 2008
February 27, 2008
February 25, 2008
Fitting Room Wall Posters
No fitting room should be without them.
February 24, 2008
February 23, 2008
February 22, 2008
Hey Retail Slaves! I'm Freddy, Crypt Keeper of RHU! Retail Hell Underground Blog is for anyone slaving away in a service related position who wants to rant, tell their story, blow off steam, or just have a chuckle about the insanity of working in the 10th Circle of Hell! I'm also the author of Retail Hell, the funny memoir about life as a handbag sales associate at an upscale department store!
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