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Kerry's Fitting Room Nightmare Part 6

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Summer Dress Retail Hell

Dress hangars from HELL!



Thirty seconds later this happens:

JLO must have stopped by.

Kerry's Fitting Room Nightmare Part 5

Another Fitting Room Disaster captured by Kerry. Another heinous day in Retail Hell. Kerry is dreaming...dreaming of...THIS (CLICK HERE)

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Kerry's Fitting Room Nightmare Part 4

Kerry's Fitting Room Nightmare never ends as depicted in her Underground photo above. For Kerry and many of us Retail Slaves there is no different between her photo and.....THIS (CLICK HERE)

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Retail Wordage: Dump

Retail Wordage is a new feature on the RHU! Like any profession, in our insane world of retail there are slang words and terms that only we Retail Slaves identify with.

Our first Retail Wordage is: Dump

Dump refers to merchandise that needs to be put away. Dump is usually found in fitting rooms decimated by Piggy Shoppers, thrown haphazardly around register areas, or left twisted and mangled on the floor. Dump is most often found in mountainous heaps that make Retail Slaves want to cry. Dump Duty is feared by all. The origin of Dump is unknown but we don't doubt that its similarity with the image of a toilet full of shit, a messy place, or a landfill is not by accident.

Example of Dump in sentence:

Carolanne got out of doing dump by going home early after lying about having cramps.

The above photographic example of Dump is provided by RHU's Fitting Room Nightmare Correspondent Kerry. It was sent with the following text message: I fucking quit.

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Insta-Fitting Room

For some customers, there's no need to wait for a fitting room. 

Kerry's Fitting Room Nightmare Part 3: Inside-Outers

Our retailicious NY Fitting Room Correspondent Kerry sent us seven photos that all have one thing in common.

The fucking bitches who tried these clothes on put them back on the hangars INSIDE-OUT!!! For those of you Slaves who have ever worked a fitting room, you know how annoying and time consuming it can be to re-hang inside-out clothes. According to Kerry, these were all different customers not very far apart from each other. She then asked the age old Retail Hell question: WTF?! Is there an Inside-Out epidemic going on? Are shoppers trying to be conscientious by not throwing them on the floor, but  lazier by hanging them inside out?  Who the fuck knows! Retail Hell Underground decided to take matters into our own hands by creating some solutions for this growing problem.....CLICK HERE...to see what needs to be done!