I went into the grocery store this morning to do some shopping and went to the vegetable section and start picking out some broccoli. Since I was one of the first people shopping in the store this morning, the broccoli was all stacked up with stems and crowns alternating in a very nice display.
However, the ones near the top were starting to go a bit yellow and I wanted the broccoli that I bought to last the next week, so I start picking from the middle of the pile.
OMG! One of the stock guys comes running over and yells at me that I'm messing up his careful display.
I told him why I was picking from the middle, but that just made him angrier and he threatened to call the manager.
I said, "OK, call the manager," and he then went into a long story about how it took him half an hour to stack the broccoli and I had ruined his day. He didn't call the manager and instead stormed off.
I brought my broccoli home. I'll have it tonight with some cheese sauce.