
From Drugstore Diva:
After a hellish week at work, I have decided to write up the Customer Contract, rules for custys to agree on before visiting any retail establishment.
I the custy of [insert your store name here] agree to follow these rules while shopping:
I will bring my money into the store with me.
I will read the tags thoroughly to make sure I am purchasing the right item for that price.
I will control my children if they are with me.
I will not let my children play in the aisles.
I will replace any item I do not wish to purchase to the shelf where I found it.
I will not joke "It must be free" when an item does not scan.
I will not use my cell phone while in the checkout line.
I will not try to get non-approved foods with my WIC checks.
I will not blame the cashier when my bank declines my credit/debit card.
I will not hold up the line while I search the contents of my pocket/purse for just one more penny.
I will not blame the cashier because I forgot to give him/her my coupons.
I will not expect the cashier to read my mind and will speak my needs.
I will say please and thank you.
I will smile.
This list is in no way an exhaustive list, and management (or any employee) has the right to add as many rules as they wish.
--Drug Store Diva