A couple of years ago a woman came into the store I worked at on CHRISTMAS EVE. She was very high maintenance and was complaining she didn't have much time to shop because she was only given the WEEK off before Christmas.
To make conversation I told her I was in the same boat working longer hours due to the holiday.
She laughed and told me, "At least you don't have a REAL job! That's stressful. Its probably fun working at a store this time of year, you probably got your shopping done on the job!"
After working for eight days straight and having to close on Christmas Eve I wanted to beat her to death with a hanger for telling me I didn't have a real job.
Like I just hang out at stores helping bimbos for the fun of it.