I had the unfortunate event of an old hippy-ish man come into the hotel at 2 am.
He wanted a room and I only had one basic room left (the rest were more expensive) and he said he would take it and pay by debit, but of course at 6pm today our only credit card/debit machine totally failed and broke down, like blank screen, can't turn it on broke down. and that is scary.
So I told him that our machine was down but there was a drive thru atm machine a 30 second drive away. And he looked at me like I was testing HIS patience and being stupid! Not to mention that he reeked of smoke and alcohol and smelled like he hadn't taken a shower in a month!
He asked me the rate of the room for when he came back, and I said it was $94+tax and he looked at me shocked and then rolled his eyes like I was asking for too much.
And then he practically told me he was going to our "enemy" hotel for the night instead (which is also 20 years older and wayyy dirtier) and they still charge the same thing as us! Minus only about 2 dollars.
Ahhhh, crazy hotel custys.