Retail Hell Underground

Summer's End = Weekend of Hell

Famous Candy Name Spoofs

Damn, now I want some peanut butter dust.

 

Public Restroom Rules of Potty Behavior

From Hiedi: Wish it could be in ever public restroom.

The Real Employee Suggestion Box

From Humor Me.

This is also a popular one:

Restaurant Name Fail

I knew a Mr. Dick once, bit of a large fellow.

From Humor_Me

 

Custy must have had "Butterfingers"

Obviously they were supposed to be slightly to the right.

The True Meaning of Customer Service

RHUers are surfing the net! Just as Andy and Ashely sent emails telling us about this jacked up pic they spotted on the I Can Has Cheezburger site ROFLRAZZI, we also got an email from it's creator.....who happens to be RHU blogger Marvinator! Awesome job Marvinator! That is so how we feel sometimes....and how hot is Jake as a Retail Slave poster boy? (but then again he's hot in just about any costume LOL).

 

 

 

Barista's Dream Cup For Bad Custys

Posted a few years ago on RHU, but Misanthropic Barista sent in again after seeing it on a random site, so this one is for all you pissed off Baristas!

 

Closing Time As A Movie

And that is exactly how it plays out! Found on the net by Laura.

 

Memorial Moron Day Sale

New Wii Game For Today

From the blog skull swap

 

Tony's RHU Name Tag Accessory

 

Burger Bitch's Name Tag Acessory

 

Arcade Anarchist's Name Tag Acessory

 

JohnnyBob's Name Tag Acessory

At a computer use your smartphone and a barcode reader app to scan the red area of the nametag.

{All the rage in Japan and in advertising - make your own codes at http://qrcode.kaywa.com/ or other similar sites.}

 Peace! --- JohnnyBob

 

Malmart Peon's Name Tag Accessory

Hello everybody!  Here is what is on my mind every time someone doesn't bother to read.

--Malmart Peon

 

"The Loser's" Name Tag Acessory

Sent in from RHU Contributor The Loser.

 

RHU Academy Awards

Notice to Dumbass Food Custys

Greetings again from Kunoichi Cook.

There are a lot of things that get my blood boiling as hot as the food I'm cooking. One of them: human stupidity.

Earlier this week I worked the dinner shift cooking stir fry for masses of customers, plenty of them perfectly normal, but many who were out to get me and my coworkers. I need to yell at these morons because I can't take another day of it!

STOP THROWING AWAY YOUR RECEIPTS!!!! I give you your number, you give it to the cashier and tell them what you ordered, they print you a receipt and write your number at the top. Then when we call your number, you give us the receipt and we give you your food. Technically I DON'T have to give you your damn food if you don't have a receipt because, as far as I'm concerned, you didn't pay for it! Why the hell would you ever throw it away??? Of course, I just give you the food anyway to avoid your temper tantrums, but really? Come on. 

LEARN TO READ! Seriously, all you have to do is match the number on your receipt (if you kept it) with the number on your box of food. No big scary words, just one or two-digit numbers. It's not that hard. So why do you people keep taking the wrong orders? I'm waiting for some vegan bitch to throw a fit because they opened their box and got a huge serving of shrimp because SOMEONE took THEIR order, so then I have to cook another complimentary order for them (actually...been there, done that). 

PAY ATTENTION! I am NOT yelling out numbers at the top of my lungs for my health! Listen for your number! If I had my way, I'd enact a new rule: if you take more than five minutes to respond, the employee who cooked your order gets to eat it. Consider it commission for cooking you a meal that you obviously don't need. ;)

On a side note for my burger flipping mornings at the other area where I work: a mushroom Swiss burger is composed of three things - a BURGER, MUSHROOMS, and SWISS CHEESE. If you want anything different, you must tell me BEFORE I start making it. A mushroom Swiss burger does not have bacon or other types of cheese on it. If you want that, say BACON CHEESEBURGER WITH AMERICAN CHEESE, ADD MUSHROOMS. 

My other food slaves probably know exactly what I'm talking about and how this can drive you to insanity when every other person is doing this during a mad lunch rush. 

People, make our lives easier: don't be fucktards. Read the menu. Learn how to count. If you're a regular, learn what kinds of cheese we have, learn where shit is. I'm not your mother. I don't have that kind of patience. 

Signed,

A Very Annoyed Kunoichi Cook

 

Bubble Girl's Name Tag Accessory

Make your own and send it to RHU! Click here.