BLOODSUCKING BITCHES AND PIGGY HO'S everywhere I look!
Their rotten stench fills the store's musty air.
MY Department is in chaos throughout the DAY...the bloodsuckers and piggies walk in but they just won't pay.
Gnash... Gnash... Gnash...
Nom. Fuckin Nom.
The demanding undead custys act like Dementors hungry for their product and threatening to take our souls.
But the bloodthirsty bitches have no cash as they whip out their claws.
Hey SHIT FOR BRAINS...
QUIT that pounding on the glass..the store is CLOSED...
--Jason of The Underground
Jason of the Underground reports from Halloween Hell that a psychic custy come into the store the other day. She walked around watching and observing the customers and the Halloween maddness. Eventuallly she left without any fanfare.....Later as Jason was straightening up the piggy piles of costumes he found an unfamiliar package that obviously was a gift she had left behind for the Retail Slaves.
As far as I know Jason nor his coworkers actually risked their lives and used the Bad Energy Buster, but hopefully it wasn't some kind of poison and left with good custy intentions!
Here are a few more suggestions:1. ".....a MONEY TREE must spring from your ass lady....100 dollar bills ..please! ...and you can keep the "CROWN OF THORNS."