Retail Hell Underground

Summer Dress Retail Hell

Dress hangars from HELL!



Thirty seconds later this happens:

JLO must have stopped by.

Target's Island of Misfit Merchandise

...aah, the Misfit Merchandise nobody wants once they've checked the price. Will Santa rescue them?...naw...just some poor Retail Slave on Piggy Shopper Patrol. Perhaps these aisle endcaps with price scanners should be cleared and retitled Dumping Station as depicted above. It's quite obvious customers are too fucking lazy to march their fat asses back to where they got the merchandise originally. And oh yes...we have saved the best for last...the photo is not complete....CLICK HERE TO SEE WHAT WAS ON THE FLOOR.

Fibre Logs Commerical by Paul Telner

We love what Fibreman does to his customers with Fibre Logs! Yay!
This fibre overload of laughs is from YouTuber Paul Telner. He's got another awesome hilarious video that has gone viral called Dave: The Friendly Goth.

Shoe Suicide

Customer Comeback Line

Retail Hell Merchandise

We wanted to vomit our shitty mall food lunch when we saw this:

If you don't know who this is plastered all over these stacked mugs for sale, let us tell you, but we warn you, if you become enraged or nauseous by anything connected to George W. Bush, perhaps you should go check on Obama's status. The smiling couple on the mugs is Georgie's daughter Jenna Bush and, as of today, his son-in-law, Henry. Apparently their wedding in Crawford, Texas has spawned businesses to sell commemorative souvenirs. 

We're like you've got to be fucking kidding us right?

Nope, check these out:

Yes, it's a fucking mouse pad of Jenna and Henry. So gross. Freddy's mouse told him if he puts that underneath him he is running away.

These weird looking things are described as leather decoratives. Huh? Jason said they look like dog chew toys.

Fucking Jenna and Henry ornaments. Gag. Who gives a shit? Carolanne is reaching for her hammer.

Jenna and Henry buttons. Barf. Regan said if she has to ever look at this pic again she is going to gouge her eyes out!

WTFFFFFFF?  We don't know that these fucking things are with the cancer sugar stuffed in them.  Just plain sick and psycho.

And yes...another fucking mug! Believe it or not there's a crapload more souvenirs available, but seriously we did not want to put you through anymore visual torture. The reason for this RHU exercise with Retail Hell Merchandise is to point out that it could always be worse somewhere else.....imagine if you had to look at this shit every day? Or move it around and re-merch it every day? Or mark it down? Or have a customer bitch at you because there are no more Jenna and Henry heart mugs. Yes, there are many other worse Retail Hells out there, and this is one.

Give The Retail Slaves Brawndo

Jason just ordered a case of this shit for next week's Retail Hell.

Merchandising We Love

Retail Hell Accessory

Hema Store's Online Cleverness

We don't normally promote any store (because most of them are arenas for our eventual Retail Hell), however we heard about this Dutch department store named Hema and they're clever online page.

We checked it out and it rocked.

Go see. Give it a couple of seconds and you'll see the show start...Click on this link:

HEMA PAGE

It's nice to see a mess being made that we Retail Slaves don't have to clean up.