Retail Hell Underground

Entitled Parking

From Mick: Store #39 in the Falls, it's the daily "Mr. entitled."

 

 

La Choy Not Sweet Enough For Custy

From Mick.

 

 

Pet Store Signage Fail

From Mick.

 

 

 

For The Big Kitty In Your Life

From Mick.

 

 

 

Super Bowl Sunday At Store #39

 The kids will have to eat lunch at school.

Pics from Mick.

 
A sign like that just makes you want to take a rest and lean back!

 

 
Mysterious custy reject in the parking lot.

 

Shopping Cart Drunk Prank

Cartie realizes it's time to cut back on the parking lot raves. 

From Mick.

 

 

Retail Slaves As Custys: Store Never Gets In Advertised Item, Then Denies Its Existence

From Mick:

This is my rant against the retailer we all know and love as "Clay Mart."

In November, the local Clay Mart (#4395) held a "blue saturday" sale on the (blue) saturday following thanksgiving.

The item that had interested me (IN THE PUBLISHED FLYER) was a 16gb PNY premium SD card for $17.49. (nice, seeing as how my 1st SD card in 2004 was 128mb@ $70) Even my buddy-buds at worst scam had not come up with a price quite this low, so at 6 am, I joined the barrage of bargain-conscious shoppers (about a dozen) at the gates o' clay mart.

Upon finding my way to the electronics department, of course no such product was there waiting for the FIRST (and only, as best that I can tell.) customer to ask for the sale item as published in the "blue saturday" flyer.

I do NOT do asshole custy unless I really receive super sub par service. I asked electronics, who had told me the damned thing wasn't even in the system, to PLEASE (<---"please") follow up on this, as anyone involved with product logistics knows, if it is not "in the system" the chances for redemption are small.

Upon leaving the store, I also asked the manager lady on duty to PLEASE follow up on this. To make a long story longer, I checked back week by week, talking to the gentleman (Ray) in charge of procurement for the local clay marts. Still no follow up.

The next time I checked back, I got a useless combative balding manager who denied the very existance of the manager on duty for "blue" saturday.

Knowing by this time that no fucking body in that store really gave shit one about "customer satisfaction", I off hand asked no one in particular if they had Kresge corp's phone number.

Then I went to the feedback section of Schmears/Clay Mart site, and told whomever the difficulty that I was having, which elicited a polite response, but still no action.

Today is now the 6th of Jan 2012, and I have heard NOTHING from useless Clay Mart. I even told them I like their store because I'm not really fond of Walton's stores, which of course also did no good.

I did check the closings list as it was first posted, and did not see claymart 4395 listed. They're about $20 at worst scam this week, and I even wonder if they bother to try to keep them in stock, as I KNOW Worst Scam indeed will have this item in their system. I think Hellgreens asks about $50 for these, and not in the premium class designation.

--Mick

 

How To Park Like an Entitled Asshole For The Holidays

 Self-entitled shopper parks at chairman bob's whitnall store.

--Mick

Cart Relieves Holiday Stress With Yoga

From Mick.

 

Sexy Holiday Cookies

From Mick: Someone tell me that I'm the only one that sees this. Note that the sale date has been extended on the sign.

 

Shopping Cart's Rainy Day Smoke Break

From Mick.

B&B Yard Mannequin

From Mick: Along county highway Y in Newburg WI., bed and breakfast mannequin waits patiently for it's autumn photo check-up.

 

Shopping Cart Wins Oily Battle

From Mick: Royal Oil Rumble at the Kmart in Caledonia, WI.

Kcart defeats Kcart for the coveted super xxx motor oil trophy.

Custy Gives OJ The Deep Freeze

Wondering how the custy would like it if someone shut it's lazy custy ass in the frozen rack when THEY were naked.

--Mick

 

Custy Says No Bandaids

Custy rejects curad product to opt instead to learn the fine art of reading.

--Mick

 

 

Shopping Cart Makes Fast Friends

...attempting to hide behind dumpster pals to get free of advance auto customers.

--Mick

 

Parking Lot Smackdown 2011: Outlet Cart Victorious

From Mick: Sears outlet cart emerges victorious in "no holds barred, no rules, fight to the finish asphalt parking lot match.

 

New Parking Lot Smackdown Champion Sears Outlet Cart rolls towards officials to collect it's champion belt.

Former champion Kmart cart was heard to say:

"If you thought getting smacked by a folding chair was painful, try getting smacked by a cement parking stopper!"

*note the former Hollywood Video in the background - The letter omission was unintentional.

--Mick

 

Shopping Cart Scandal: Cart Caught Getting Frisky With Bench

From Mick: Family dollar cart grabs a quickie with a nearby bench during it's lunch break.

Custy Rejects Kids Play

Perhaps they realized Tootsie Rolls are not the way to weight loss. From Mick.

Mannequin Enjoys Last Breath of Summer

From Mick: Mannequin tends to garden in late summer, now past the harsh memories of hiking to the ice rink in the deep snow just months earlier. County Y Newburg, WI.