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January 16, 2009

Sale Name Translations

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There are plenty of lame sale names. We did some investigating and found the real translations of famous sale names:

The White Sale = Metallic Rust Sale

Early Bird Sale = Hungry Vulture Sale

12 Hour Sale = 12 Minute Sale

Last Call Sale = Let's Get Drunk Sale

Parking Lot Sale = Skid Row Sale

Half Yearly Sale = Half Scary Sale

One Day Sale = One Year Sale

Sale Pre Season Sale = Pre Ejaculation Sale

The Private Sale = The Prick Sale

Employee Discount Sale = Employee Financial Disaster

Sale Semi -Annual Warehouse Sale = Semi-Nightly Whorehouse

Sale Clearance Sale = Landfill Sale

Friends and Family Sale = Freaks and Fools Sale

Blow Out Sale = Blow Me Sale

Big Brown Bag Sale = Big Bag of Shit Sale


December 24, 2008

Mutilated Holiday Shopping Bag

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How we all feel right now...

December 20, 2008

Mutilated Holiday Shopping Bag

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Jason calls this one "Frosty's Magical Second Carrot." Yes, Jason is in need of more meds, but doing shopping bag collages keeps him out of trouble and his hands busy - as long as they are not getting burned by hot glue from the glue gun.

December 16, 2008

Mutilated Holiday Shopping Bag

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Another mutilated shopping bag masterpiece from Jason. He calls it Santa's Wet Dream Christmas.

September 03, 2008

Abercrombie = Aberzombie Retail Hell

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Retail Zombie Dolls!


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