Dear Crustys complaining that we're out of something during a sale,
In case you haven't noticed, there about a hundred other people in the store that are also shopping. There were several hundred people in the store yesterday shopping. And the day before that, and the day before that.
The reason we're out of something is because there have been several THOUSAND people through here in the last few days. Has it ever occurred to you that you are not the only person in the world who wants [item]?
Next time, come early and we might have what you want before it's sold out.
--Son Of Thrognar