I was working at Target in the electronics department. Guitar Hero 3 was the hot item. The doors open....and in pours a tidal wave of dicks charging my area.
A hour or two goes by and I'm slowly starting to see the light at the end of the tunnel. I go to get a GH3 from the stockroom to give to a nice couple. I smile, go to hand it over, they reach out to receive it and......SNATCH! An old asian lady starts to grab on and yank it out of my hands.
Being a strong young man I decided to give her the physical equivalent of a "fuck off" and shake her loose.
Old lady immediately seizes the opportunity with her newly emptied hands and punches me right in the throat.
I instinctively put a hand to my neck as she fled back into the sea of assholes with her newly acquired GH3, never to be seen again...
I learned a lesson that day, never EVER underestimate the elderly.