Retail Hell Underground

Retail Merchandise Proof

Pacified Associate found this and said:

"Here is proof supporting what we already knew:

People are fucking stupid and need to have things explained a little to carefully these days."

New Retail Hell Product in the Works

Here's a new product we're working on to help keep those pesky problem customers away. Pacified Associate is testing it out now.

When Competitve Shopping Carts Collide

Looks like the bullseye is in trouble. Pic from Pacified Associate. He calls it: Conflict of Interest Kart Secks

Halloween Retail Hell Begins

The start of Halloween Retail Hell. Pic from Pacified Associate. RHU is happy to announce a great humanitarian has offtered to help us control these Piggy Customers and all their Retail Butt Fuckery. To see who is going to patrol the pigs CLICK HERE.

Retail Wordage: Retail Butt Fuckery

Pacified Associate has created new Retail Wordage:

Retail Butt Fuckery

RBF Example above of aftermath from bitch-ass piggy Customer.

Effects of Too Much Retail For Pacified Associate

Pacified Associate has just started blogging about his Retail Hell at...guess where? The blog is Pacifiedassociate.blogspot.com Here's an excerpt:

Where they at?

The thing that I find amazing about working anywhere in retail is that they all have the same problem...Nobody knows how to write a fucking schedule, its unbelievable to me. Here's my problem, we have 5 floor help and 5 Cashiers, stands to reason that every shift should always have coverage...Not so simple...for some reason, 9 times out of 10, all the cashiers go home by 7, leaving the 2-11 shift empty...meaning what? you ask....CLICK HERE TO READ REST OF PACIFIED'S BLOG

Following Retail Safety Regulations

Pacified Associate's photo shows how well people follow safety regulations - Sign says keep box clear.

Shopping Cart Sex Break

There's always time for some Kart Secks. Photo courtesy of your friendly Underpaid Pacified Associate. He calls it "96."

Jacked Up Retail Hell Wal-Mart Photos

RHU Contributor Pacified Associate made us this Jacked Up Retail Hell pic.

Here's the original:

Here's one from us:

Now it's your turn....if you want to create your own Retail Hell wally vest and have us post it on RHU, we have a mock photo all ready for you....CLICK HERE

Jacked Up Wal-Mart Store Photos - Retail Hell Style

We've been jacking up retail-related photos for some time now on RHU and it always warms are hearts when one of our Retail Slave Minions gets into it. These pics were made by RHU Contributor Pacified Associate, who also happens to be a Wal-Mart Slave.










And here's one from us:



And get ready Slaves...Next week we're going to post a picture that you can Jack Up Retail Hell Style yourself! Also, if you have any Jacked Up Retail Hell Pics - send 'em on over! submit@retailhellunderground.com