We offer title loans, which is basically like it says; you give us your car title and we place a lien on it and give you cash. So some crackheaded looking dude walks in, who I will call CH for short.
CH: I want a title loan!
Me: Ok awesome! We are with customers so fill out this app completely and by the time you're done one of us can help you.
(15 minutes later)
Boss: Ok Hun, I can help you now come on up. We need your app, ID, social security card, title and a piece of mail for proof of address.
CH: I don't have an address.
Boss: You don't live anywhere??
CH: Well no but I stay at my friends most of the time.
Boss: Hmm ok, well do you have a piece of mail with that address? We need something.
CH: No mail but will a paper from the doctor work? It has that address.
So boss makes copies of everything and looks kinda weirded out but whatever. He then steps over to my desk to finish his e-signatures.
Me: Ok you're almost done, now I just need you to type your full name here to e sign.
CH types his name and it tells me it's wrong.
Me: It's saying you didn't type it correctly, can you double check?
CH: I think I know my name!
So I double check and low and behold on his application he misspelled his name.
Me: Uh oh, it looks like you missed a letter on your app. (Which I show him) I'm sorry but I have to void this and re-enter the correct info.
Him: HOW LONG??
Me: it'll just be another ten minutes or so.
Then he flips his shit. Says never mind and calls us incompetent bitches.
So he leaves and she's in the back covering herself with hand sanitizer. And instructs us to do the same.
Me: What's up, why are we doing this?
She shows me his "doctor" papers which are his positive STD results for two different STDs, which aren't curable.
Me: Maybe that's why he was so grumpy!
--Legal Loan Shark