Your Monday Morning LOL RHU - Compliments of Produce Bitch:
We know we're out of produce bags. We've been out of them for two weeks. We've been trying to order them for two weeks. The warehouse is out and doesn't have any produce bags, either.
Use the meat bags instead. That's why we put them out.
What's that? You don't like the meat bags? Well, how about these deli bags instea- oh, those aren't good enough either? You want the special produce bags because they (somehow) are "better for the produce?"
You know what, I have a suggestion. Maybe, just maybe...
When we have produce bags again...
You should try...
Not leaving empty discarded ones all over the fucking department.
Maybe then we can keep the produce bags in stock for longer. And in the meantime, maybe you could just assume we're aware that we're out of produce bags, and are not hoarding a stockpile of them "in the back" for some godforsaken reason.