While on a cruise with family, a woman in a salad line next to my brother-in-law picked out a handful of sunflower seeds and began eating them.
He called her out in a loud way so that everyone one around could hear him.
The woman said, "Oh, was I not supposed to do that?"
He said, "What do you think the scoop is for?" Then, to my shock, he scooped some sunflower seeds and put them in his hand, and then put them on her salad. He then said, "Now you know what it feels like!"