OMFG! I had a lady come in that was so indecisive that I really wanted to tell her that her Valentine's Day was going to suck anyway!
Bitch came in and had been browsing on almost every store around the block looking for the "perfect" Valentine's Day gift for her boyfriend.
After piling her junk to have me hold it, she made frequently visits back and forth in the store explaining she didn't know what to get her boyfriend so she wasn't ready to pay.
Oh and the clincher is that his birthday is in only a few weeks after so she needs an even more special gift. After spending an hour with this bitch, she once again has me hold her crap while she browses in the other stores and doesn't return so I finally close up.
Seriously lady, if you're putting all this effort in finding a gift for boyfriend and he's not reciprocating, you have deeper issues in your relationship.
I doubt they'll be making it through his birthday at the rate this crazy bitch remains proactive.