Today I was informed I wasn't allowed to have a closed water bottle at my register or on the floor. This caught me by surprise because Corporate is always pushing for us to stay hydrated as we slave away.
Some wonderful newbie was caught with vodka in his water bottle yesterday and now we all have to suffer. I can't imagine what went through their mind that they thought that was a good idea. I mean, working retail has made me a borderline alcoholic but I at least wait until I get home to get shitfaced to forget the horror.
Don't tell on me but I still have my water hidden behind my till. I get thirsty keeping my internal screaming internal.