GrammarNazi here and AAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!
Fuck. Every customer. Who was in the store today. What the hell is WRONG with you people? It’s December Twenty-Fucking-Second!
What the hell are you doing buying your Christmas gifts NOW? What, did you wake up this morning and look at the calendar on your smartphone and think, “Holy crap! It’s December 22nd! Must buy all my gifts now cause I was too stupid to realize that Christmas came this year.” You know, it totally got cancelled. Just like New Year’s. We’re not celebrating it this year, the year will remain 2014 for one more round, because why the hell not, it was such a great year, right?
And so. Many. Gifts to wrap. WRAP THAT SHIT YOURSELF! I don’t fucking care if you think I’m the freaking Messiah of Gift Wrapping because I can do it within a minute and a half after doing it for hours a day, for a good four weeks, and if YOU were to wrap YOUR presents, it would take about 30 minutes.
And YOU! The woman in the wheelchair in the mall. You SAW me! And I was already walking to avoid bumping into you and you STILL almost ran over my fucking left foot! I managed to avoid you by swaying and standing on my sprained right foot, thank you very much. Yes, it’s a mall, and you were busy talking to some acquaintance, and it was early evening and there were lots of people doing the ass-annoying Shopper Shuffle where they walk the speed of someone who’s crapped their pants and is trying to walk while still trying to contain everything, but there was still ample room for you to not almost run into me!
Seriously, I took two breaks today. I get a total of an hour for break but I can separate it as I want. And both times, I took them when I was just about to lose it and go into fetal position and scream in the middle of the store. Think that annoying screaming that autistic children do when they suffer from sensory overload.
I have a mild form of that.
Fuck Christmas. Fuck, fuck, fuck this Christmas.
You know, I almost want to say “Oh hey, can’t get much worse right?” but then I remember I am being called in for the 24th and all I can think is, goddammit, I’m sure just as many idiots who somehow didn’t realize Christmas was THAT DAY will come in, buy gifts and want me to wrap it.
The only thing that made today somewhat tolerable was that I made a little over 6€ in tips for wrapping today from various customers.