It's retail balls award time! Although the end result is getting fired, it took true retail balls to tell this manager exactly what S. thinks of him!
This story is one for the records.
I was recently fired from my Retail Hell job in a pet store. Apparently you CAN'T call your Manager a wanker, no matter how inept he is.
My manager, who can only be described as the epitome of douchebaggery, had pulled me aside "to talk."
I am a very pale white girl, and so when I am working hard, my face goes pink.
Well, my manager pulled me aside to tell me, that I am often pink on the sales floor, it makes me look angry and that makes him uncomfortable. He told me to my fact that I need to stop being pink while I am at work.
So, yes. Yes I did indeed call my manager a "F***ing douchebag wanker wonderboy" who can take his job and "shove it where a douche goes."
Funniest thing ever later, though. I got a phone call from a friend who still works there; my ex-boss had asked her what a wanker is, and where a douche goes. Somehow, it made it all worth it to hear her relate his "education" to me over the phone.