A waiter comes to Liev Shreiber's aid when paparazzi surrounded him as he was leaving a Santa Monica eatery. A female pap takes a swing at the waiter with her camera and he goes crazy, telling her, "You touch me with that and I'll eat you alive!" LOL Pretty funny coming from a waiter. Although he kept saying it to the pushy bitch over and over, I doubt he'd really eat her. But you never know, give him some A-1 Steak Sauce and he might just chow down on some grilled pap! And Liev was awesome - he got out of his car and attempted to calm them both down. The aggressive pap bitch involved did not work for TMZ.