I was just having a discussion with some workmates. I was working the closing shift at the deli department of a major Australian supermarket chain.
We were having a bit of fun coming up with the craziest ideas for scaring out those annoying last lingering customers from the store.
Ashley's suggestion was to talk like Gollum (off Lord Of The Rings) or laughing crazy/hysterical and climbing up the shelves.
Scott said he'd get all the staff together and do the Macarana dance up the aisles.
My suggestion was to start talking gibberish and trying to climb into their trolly or pilling all sorts of random items off the shelves into their trolly.
By then we were all just about hysterical with laughter and it made pickup and cleaning so much more fun!!!
Anyone else got wacky suggestions on ways to freak customers into leaving their store??