Hey RHU, I'm thinking about opening up the floor to RHUisms. What are those? Comeback lines, snarky one-liners and overall RHU humorous comments immortalized on RHU the site. I'll make a graphic out of the quote, as well as credit using your nickname.
For example, I found this old one in the comments:
"After reading this story, the zombies called off the invasion due to lack of brains in the world." --Phone Bitch
This would be an RHUism. More recently:
Crusty: "I want a man to help me find a power tool!"
TechTyger: "Look in the mirror. You're the biggest tool in the shop at the moment."
Custy: "Do you work here?"
Without Nametag: "Nope, I just like standing here because the register makes my eyes look pretty."
I'd like to collect a whole bunch of these and make them a monthly theme. Post your own comeback lines and a nickname to give credit. They can be snarky, funny, or just what everyone has always thought.
- --sexist customers
- --do you work here?
- --product bought at competitor's, says you "lost a customer"
- --has a long list of items so calls on the phone and wants you to find them all
- --Play around with N. A.T. (Nasty Ass Thieves could become "Nuke Asshole Thieves" --Queer Geek)
etc. Don't be afraid to make up your own for any dumbass lines that aren't in the example!
Just keep it between one or two sentences of reasonable length. I'll turn it into an RHUism and post one a day for a monthly theme! You can comment this post or compile a bunch and email them to email@example.com
If you do email your response, please include your nickname.